Welcome to the MAGA ball. Clog along with me to the rhythms of ineptitude and venality by the Swamp Drainers, the most newsworthy band of headliners America’s ever seen.
Vocals are by DeVos, off key and having problems with the charter school lyrics. On dining room table, we have Carson, the brain surgeon troubled by the HUD rhythms. There’s Mnuchin flying high on taxpayer guitar, his bones earned in Wall Street bands. Mulvaney is on consumer keyboard and Zinke on public lands piano just playing whatever he’s told to play.
The unstoppable riffs go to Pruitt, who seems to be playing anything that isn’t nailed down and will make noise. Also Kushner, on every instrument, even though he has never played any of them. And let’s not forget Flynn, reluctantly dropped from the band early on.
Band leader Trump promised us the Swamp Drainers would have the best players, and so far, he has kept that promise; there has never been a finer collection of self-serving incompetence gathered in a government band. What do you think, voters of the Colorado 3rd Congressional District? You Republicans have been listening to the Party rhythms for years.
Doesn’t something sound a little off in Trump’s music?
And you Colorado 3rd Independents, is this your beat? Let’s face it, Trump’s band is really discordant, and our tin-ear Scott Tipton is foot-tapping, clapping and cheering this bunch on.
Leo Cohen
Durango
