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Eulogizing Durango’s loss of food outlets

The following is a eulogy for Dairy Queen and Kentucky Fried Chicken:

If I’m dying for a blizzard,

Do I contact Mr. Wizard?

Or do I drive to New Mexico?

And if I want a chicken dinner

(the finger-lickin’ was a winner),

A little further down the road I’ll go.

While there I’ll shop at Sam’s

(They’re cheaper on jams and hams)

And I can gas up at the same spot

But Durango, don’t despair,

Sharing the wealth is always fair.

And after all, you’ve got a lot.

Remember, you have legal pot.

Patsy Basham

Ignacio