Dear Eric, Ivanka, Melania, Jared and Don Jr.:
I’m writing to you today out of deep concern for the president, your dad/husband.
I may not be his biggest supporter but I am worried that his questionable stability and competence may cause serious problems for the country and the world in general.
It’s become obvious that mentally, he’s not doing well and clearly showing the early signs of dementia. He’s obviously disturbed, unhappy and crying out for help.
Just sit him down and after praising how great his accomplishments are, try to persuade him to resign. He can still have the rallies he needs to placate his ego, the neo-Nazis, KKK and his base. They aren’t going away anytime soon.
Point out that with his unmatched negotiating skills he can easily swing a deal with Special Investigator Robert Mueller so that after he resigns, Mueller will forget about Russian collusion charges and go easy on him for obstruction of justice. It should be easier than health care reform was, to convince Robert Mueller that there’s no evidence of money laundering, tax evasion or other financial crimes. Mueller will take his word on this I’m sure.
Please, it’s obvious President Trump seems close to a complete mental breakdown and if you really care about him, convince him the manly and courageous thing to do is to take a time out and get some much needed help.
Even if somehow that doesn’t work, I’m sure President Pence will pardon all of you!
William E. Vana
Durango
