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Letter: CPAC offers comedic visuals

I was warned against it, but I tuned into the CPAC convention on FOX. I do not listen to FOX. I push “mute” because I am not interested in listening to FOX. I watch to see the facial expressions and try to be attentive to the symbolism.

Nice stage design. Based on the 1930s Othala Rune, used as a Nazi symbol. Some “very fine” people. Then the golden Trump statue was rolled in. American flag shorts (you can get them on Amazon), covering am ample rump. Robust calves. An overt appeal to any evangelicals who remain skeptical of the second coming.

I was a bit disappointed the artist Tommy Z did not include the rumored golden, flush-it-10-times toilet, but I realized pending bankruptcy hearings may have precluded having the throne thrown in for good measure. At least the potato-head controversy was resolved.

Cancun Ted Cruz was glorious, at least in terms of facial animations.

Paul RogersDurago