It is now clear that Barack Obama, using secret agents in Latvia, where he was actually born ... (Africa, or wherever he said it was, is the only error that President Donald Trump, the man God sent to be our president, has ever made) ... created this coronavirus business and sent it to China to obfuscate (that means hide) its origins.
I have been working closely with Sen. Tom Cotton, perhaps the best Republican scientific brain in that august and revered side of the Senate. We have now uncovered the undeniable fact that if the virus creates an economic downturn in our economy before the election, it is a hoax created by the Bidens.
This information, crucial to preserving Democracy in America, is being transferred to Rudy Giuliani’s phone for safekeeping from the thievery of Congressman Adam Schiff’s agents, all of whom support Bernie Sanders, a known Communist. (He has been to Russia!)
Although it is true that our awesome-wisdom president has also been to Russia, he was only there to establish the true facts about Bernie Sanders. Everybody knows that; except of course, the lying media and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
So be afraid, America, be very afraid.
Vote Republican and we will keep you safe.
Leo CohenDurango
