Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
It built a $4.1 million bridge instead.
Why didn’t the prairie dog tunnel under the dangerous intersections? Because the chicken built a $4.1 million bridge instead.
Why didn’t the Three Springer take the bus? Because the chicken built a $4.1 million bridge instead.
Why are there pickleball courts in every town except Durango? Because the chicken is a pickle agnostic and built a $4.1 million bridge instead.
Bill FrederickDurango
