Let me introduce you to Spanky. I think you know him by his real name, and that is Dirty Donald Trump. The name “Spanky” is a nickname that was suggested by Stormy Daniels when he pulled his pants down and ask her to spank him.
The “Caveman” name comes from the fact the he caves into all the special interest groups. He brags that he is not beholden to the NRA and he is going to tighten up gun laws, but has he done anything yet? Blood will be on his hands if he doesn’t do something soon. He can pardon a convicted felon, Joe Arpaio, in a second, but he won’t do anything about our children being slaughtered by assault weapons.
He also acts like a caveman when he bullies and assaults women against their will. How much has he paid out to silence his victims over the past 50 years? My guess is about $20 million; does that ring a bell?
This whole Russian probe would be over in a week if Spanky and his gang would just tell the truth, but that isn’t going to happen with this corrupt despot. Truth has never been spoken in the Trump White House. I sincerely hope, when Spanky is convicted and sentenced to prison for all his crimes, that he won’t pardon himself as the last act of his disgraceful presidency. I wonder if telling the truth would kill Spanky?
Gerry Fleming
Durango