I’m hoping someone out there can help me find some things. I went to a few of our local grocery stores and asked a few managers to point me toward Donald Trump’s cheaper groceries. None of them could.
I went to the pharmacy next to get my free prescription with money back that Trump promised. They weren’t familiar with his program. Next, off to the gas station for some $1.99-a-gallon Trump gasoline. I was told that it wasn’t available. Surely, the stop at LPEA to get some of that cheaper Trump energy would yield better results, but nope, they hadn’t heard of it. Finally, I called Atmos for my cheaper Trump natural gas for the house. I couldn’t believe it, but they also hadn’t heard about it.
What’s going on here? Is Durango in some type of time warp or twilight zone where we aren’t the beneficiaries of the great things President Trump has done for us? Maybe it is just a local phenomenon.
Unfortunately, a quick trip to our southern state neighbor yielded the same results. So, the next move was to call relatives living in South Carolina. That place is big-time Trump country. Now, it’s really time to dig into this, as they reported the same results as I did.
Why can’t anyone find any of these awesome things Trump has done for us? I’ve seen him on TV repeatedly telling us about it. I guess I’ll just keep my eye on my mailbox. Certainly, there will be an invitation to a lavish party at the new ballroom soon.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Buzz Campbell
Durango
