Dear America,
How are you?
It’s been a while … more than a hundred days since I’ve heard from you.
Are you negotiating and getting kickbacks in Qatar? Or, were you deported there, so you could get that fancy new plane?
In case you didn’t know, some of our foreign, almost American, 2-year-old cousins got sent overseas to prison ’cause they faked their birth certificates and claimed to be one of us. They weren’t even Republicans.
By the way, midterm elections are coming up and if you changed your name, sex or political party, you better reregister to vote Republican or it won’t count.
Yeah, United States life today is a little chaotic and very unforgiving.
Stay out of trouble.
William “Uncle Bill” Frederick
Durango
