Since George Steppontopofus posed a hypothetical question to President Trump, let me propose one to him:
Caller: “Is this the Trump campaign? I have information on Joe Biden you’re going to want to hear.”
Campaign HQ: “Before you say anything ... are you an American citizen?”
Caller: “No. Actually, I’m not.”
Campaign HQ: “Don’t say anything. I’m going to have to refer you to the FBI.”
Campaign HQ hangs up, does a *69, calls the FBI, and tells them they have another non-American trying to interfere with the election for them to track.
Next day, FBI: “Hello, Trump campaign? Listen, over the past three days you guys have sent 63 referrals our way about Joe Biden calling his aide an idiot, or someone they called ‘Hiawatha’ stiffed a waiter. We really don’t have the time or manpower to listen to this kind of nonsense. Don’t you guys screen your calls?”
Campaign HQ: “Sorry. We’re not allowed to listen to them if they ‘re not American citizens. We’re required to immediately refer them to you without hearing what they have to say.”
Of course you are going to hear what they have to say before deciding what to with it! This is the most nonsensical garbage the Democrats have come up with yet. Trump is just trolling them.
Devon Stavrowsky
Ignacio
