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Smoke shop minds its p’s, q’s by swapping o’s for a’s

I noticed something weird the other day. At 22nd Street and Main Avenue, there’s a smoke shop called Gandolf’s (with an “o”). Or maybe the shop is called Gandalf’s (with an “a”). Curiously, ...

Club’s sunny banner hopes to mark dawn of solar era

What’s up with the sun banner on the Boys & Girls Club building? And what does “Solarize La Plata” have to do with Boys and Girls Club? I thought off-site advertising was not allowed in Dura...

Even the cheese counter feels Super Bowl’s pain

I was at the City Market cheese counter the day after the Super Bowl and noticed a basket of Broncos-themed baked Parmesan cheese crisps for sale. So I’m wondering, did anyone purchase Bronc...

Life imitates art with Durango’s ninja bicyclists

What’s with bicyclists riding at night without any light or reflectors? I nearly hit one a couple nights ago. Granted, I don’t have the best night vision, but if I cream a rider who is weari...

City hopes plan with bike parking goes off with a hitch

You need to check this out. On the north side of Seventh Street between East Second and Main avenues, there’s a parking meter with some sort of new sculpture thing attached to the post. It’s...

Action Line Earth muffin becomes sad sack with certain bags

I do my best to be environmentally conscious. I use only pellets from Colorado beetle-killed trees in my stove. My free-range chickens receive no steroids or antibiotics. They are the ultima...

A 6-word sign requiring a 159-word explanation

What the heck does this sign mean? I noticed it before the intersection of Camino del Rio and Ninth Street, kitty-corner from City Market. Aren’t signs supposed to prevent confusion? Would y...

Plans going nowhere for bicycle races on ‘Bridge’

Great idea or the greatest idea? Let’s hold the Iron Horse Bicycle Classic criterium on the Bridge to Nowhere. Tell me where I’m wrong. – Chuck Criterium races, for those of you w...

Mercurial approach to news may be quite cosmic

What’s the deal with all these “Mercury” headlines? First, there was the guy spilling actual mercury all over. Second, the wonderful Katz family – of Mercury – gives tons of cash to 9-R and ...

Annual doggerel’s bite goes from bad to verse

T’was two days before Christmas, and all through our town Events of the past year brought smirks or a frown; We’ll look at what happened, events you all know ’em; ...

City bold to bag meters but balks when bagging deer

After walking around downtown Friday night, one question nagged my conscious. Shouldn’t the city have to pay 10 cents per plastic bag to cover the parking meters? – Just Sayin’ Th...

Plans to restore caroling are music to many ears

Who, pray tell, made the decision to do away with the stroll and caroling before the Christmas tree lighting? My Denver children tell me they may not come to my house for Thanksgiving anymor...