Wanted: farm laborers, dishwashers, overnight janitors, hotel housekeepers, slaughterhouse workers and roughnecks.
Only white males need apply.
Must show proof of great-great grandparents’ American citizenship with presentation of notary-stamped birth certificates during interview.
Contact the new Department of White Purity in Labor located next to your friendly local Immigration and Customs Enforcement office.
Deborah Uroda
Cortez
